YES God can microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself cannot touch it. Simply stated
To Prove: God may burn himself with a microwave'd burrito.
1) Let us assume that God is all-powerful.
2) We assume for argumental purposes, that the temperature a burrito can maintain, is infinite - 1.
3) We assume that God posseses a microwave -- or may create a godly microwave -- able to raise the temperature of a burrito to the temperature of infinity - 1.
4) We must understand that God cannot be hurt or harmed by anything, even a burrito that possesses hyper-nuclear tempuratures.
5) Using prefis #1, we know that God is all-powerful. Therefor he may change prefis #4, which states he cannot be harmed by a particulare entinty, in order to satisfy the proof, that God may burn himself with a microwave'd burrito.
There fore I conclude that God is able to maintain his omnipotence while possibily being able to NOT handle a burrito that He microwaved.
Q.E.D, Quad erat deminstratum
To Prove: God may burn himself with a microwave'd burrito.
1) Let us assume that God is all-powerful.
2) We assume for argumental purposes, that the temperature a burrito can maintain, is infinite - 1.
3) We assume that God posseses a microwave -- or may create a godly microwave -- able to raise the temperature of a burrito to the temperature of infinity - 1.
4) We must understand that God cannot be hurt or harmed by anything, even a burrito that possesses hyper-nuclear tempuratures.
5) Using prefis #1, we know that God is all-powerful. Therefor he may change prefis #4, which states he cannot be harmed by a particulare entinty, in order to satisfy the proof, that God may burn himself with a microwave'd burrito.
There fore I conclude that God is able to maintain his omnipotence while possibily being able to NOT handle a burrito that He microwaved.
Q.E.D, Quad erat deminstratum
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